Today, President Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule of Hyrule Consolidated announced new job openings for the following positions within the organization:
⦁ Kokiri Babysitter (Long-term commitment)
⦁ Octorok Chef
⦁ Conductor (Wind Waker provided)
⦁ Definitely-Not-Evil Advisor
⦁ Programmer (must be fluent in Guardian Basic)
According to Rhoam, pay will be quite competitive, starting at 7.5 Rupees per hour, plus tips found in grass or pots.
Hiring will be equal-opportunity, with an emphasis on diversity. All races from Gerudo to Goron are welcome. Tingle need not apply.
Applications are now open on the Dindeed App, easily accessed via Sheikah Slate.
CEO Peach Toadstool, of rival company Mushroom Kingdom, Inc., was unavailable for comment.